3/4lb F.J.B Solid Brass Paperweight

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Do you have a stack of papers that seems to always get away from you? Here's your solution! Have a nagging liberal coworker who praises "Savior Biden"? Smack this bad boy on your desk for the ultimate middle finger. FJB! 

Machined from a solid block of brass in Columbus Ohio. A classic brass desk ornament weighing in at an impressive 3/4 of a pound.

This paperweight embodies so much mass it could hold down an electric bill during a hurricane.

Force = mass x acceleration. Which is zero, for this massive, non-moving, non-functional paperweight.

Product Specifications:

  • Weight: 3/4 lb
  • Dimensions: 3" tall x 4.5" wide x 0.4" thick
  • Hole Diameter: 1"