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Geriatric Biden and his cronies stooped to new lows this week with their raid on Trump's home. If it wasn't clear before, it should be now; the left is no longer just the political opposition. The left has genuinely become the enemy and will stop at nothing to turn this country into the twisted socialist mecca of their fantasies, where smoking crack and destroying 30,000 emails is perfectly acceptable, but re-building the greatest economy in history is a crime. 

Oh, and 87,000 IRS agents are being hired... There is roughly 400 billionaires in America. They aren't going after the ultra rich, they are coming for us. 

When I think about these things and realize that there isn't much I can do about any of this, I like to go to my happy place, the bathroom, and dump a mean grumpy just so I can wipe my ass with Joe Biden's face. It's the small victories in life that really turn your day around.

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