About Us

Your mayor is not your king. Your governor is not your king. If you were the subject to a king, you would smite him as our forefathers did 200 some years ago. The Fake Face Mask is the sword of the oppressed. Free yourself from suffocation and reclaim your oxygen.

But really, we're just a few dudes from Ohio on a mission to destroy cancel culture and help people breathe better.

FYI, this is the third website we've had to make because the first two liberal web hosting platforms shut our other sites down because they did not agree with our product. We've also had three different facebook pages shut down for the same reasons. We'll keep putting up new ones though and shipping out as many Fake Masks to fellow patriots as we possibly can. We greatly appreciate those helping spread our name! Cheers!