IMPORTANT STUFF FOR YOUR ORDER:
- If no other items are purchased with your order, your package will include one mystery item of our choice.
- If your order includes other items, they will all be sent inside this package
- If more than one prank package unit is ordered, we will assume all Micro Penis Fake Mailers are intended to be mailed discreetly to you for personal use.
The Micro Penis Fake Mailer is the ultimate prank package for that one "alpha" friend you have that MAY OR MAY NOT be hiding a secret from the world. When The Micro Penis Fake Mailer prank package arrives on his doorstep, you are going to find out... On the F around find out chart, this is a 10.
The same official scientifically scientifical science studies that determined that Covid was going to kill us all have proven the following litmus test for how your Micro Penis Fake Mailer prank package will be received:
Reaction 1: Denial ("I did not order this")
Reaction 1 meaning: Micro Penis Positive.
Reaction 2: Anger ("Get this out of here I will not sign for it. I will punch you in the face")
Reaction 2 meaning: Micro Penis Positive.
Reaction 3: Bargaining ("Please, I don't remember ordering this. Take it back")
Reaction 3 meaning: Micro Penis Positive.
Reaction 4: Depression ("OMG I knew my penis was tiny. I don't remember ordering this but I'm sad now")
Reaction 4 meaning: Micro Penis Positive.
I'm sorry. Your friend has a Micro Penis.